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WhAt NoW

Gabby: Cristel is so nervous for tomorrow

Albert: lol why?

I SHOULD BE NERVOUS

I’M DRIVING SO DAMN FAR

HOLY SHIT

Gabby: I KNOW

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN

Albert: if caps lock is yelling...

then... undercase is whispering?

what if i talked like this

WhAt NoW gAbBy

whispering and yelling at the same time

Modern Family

Gabby: Do you watch Modern Family?

Albert: No, but I have heard good comments on that show.

Richard: I mean, I know it's not anime...

Albert: You're an asshole.

Hugs.

Q: Why don't you like hugs?

A: I enjoy hugging people, however, I dislike certain aspects of hugging.

These aspects include any of the following or combination of: the awkward leaning-forward hug, the also equally awkward shoulder hug, or if you hug me so many times that the meaning of the hug is lost.

My way of seeing it is that if you're going to hug, hug like you mean it and not too often.

3 days ago by luoyuejia

Serenity.

*Anna freaks out*

Albert: Be calm, Anna. I have the serenity of a forest.

Appreciation.

Don't appreciate me by giving me anything. Appreciate me in thought.

My soul.

Do I have a ravaging soul? A gentle soul? An angry soul? A dark soul?

A Conditional Statement.

Children, Grandpa Albert wants to teach you what an "if-then" statement is:

"If those kids scooter into my car,

then I'm going to run them over with my car."

It makes my heart tickle

Rose: you know what i love? Seeing old couples at Disneyland!

Gabby, Nik, and Jen: o yeah/that's so cute/that's going to be me in the future

Albert: awwww that just makes my heart tickle inside

On Pity

"Don't pity me. Pity my soul."

--Albert

Albert Loves the Olympics.

Vancouver, CA. Winter Olympics 2010.

"Skating... this sport is beautiful."

You know you love me,

xoxo Albert Luo

Albert Sings: "Hey, Oh"

( This time, Albert sings.

Kevin [to Ari and Gabby]: Shh. Listen.

[Ari and Gabby listen]

Albert [unaware we are listening, with a rhythmic head-bobbing, singing]: Heyyyy-oh. This is what I saaaaay-oh.

Albert Reps the 951 (and 909)!

luoyuejia (10:10:32 PM): why do all of you freaking live
luoyuejia (10:10:33 PM): in the west
luoyuejia (10:10:36 PM): near LA
luoyuejia (10:10:37 PM): so far!
luoyuejia (10:10:38 PM): sheez
HATER L1m (10:10:56 PM): cuz only the cool people live there
luoyuejia (10:11:12 PM): ...
luoyuejia (10:11:16 PM): i'm telling ari
luoyuejia (10:11:16 PM): LOL
luoyuejia (10:11:22 PM): ok
luoyuejia (10:11:23 PM): i don't know
luoyuejia (10:11:25 PM): why i said that
HATER L1m (10:11:25 PM): telling ari wat
HATER L1m (10:11:28 PM): lolll
luoyuejia (10:11:32 PM): cus ari lives next to me
luoyuejia (10:11:32 PM): lol
luoyuejia (10:11:41 PM): or, nearly.
luoyuejia (10:11:43 PM): pretty close
HATER L1m (10:11:48 PM): so?
luoyuejia (10:11:55 PM): we represent the inland empire!

Albert Ignores the Question.

via Formspring.me

Q: who is your current crush?

A: I truly believe there are better and more meaningful questions to ask. Seriously.

Formspring isn't limited to just "love life" questions. And honestly, who posts their love interests ever as answers? :|

Denied.

Gabby: Albert, you couldn't even remember my name.

Albert: We only talked, like, 5 times!

Gabby: Not true.

Albert: Yes. We would say hello, but that's about it.

I was seeking friendship, and you denied me!

Albertsons.

Albert: Where did you guys go?

Gabby: to "ALBERT"sons

Albert: Well... I went to ROSEnsons

Gabby: MY NAME IS GABBY!

Albert Says: "Touch My..."

Albert: Touch my body.

Dr. Albert.

Albert: Anna, do you ever look at people and wonder where their organs are?

Anna: No.

Albert, the Dancing Daisy.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 via Facebook:

Gabby Penarubia

hopefully, i read this right, and extracted the angry emotions from this conversation. y/n

Yesterday at 10:04pm ·

Ariana Espiritu

"i was reading a book called "The 48 Laws of Power"'

Yesterday at 10:05pm

Albert Luo

i was as happy as a dancing daisy in the wind

Yesterday at 10:07pm

Albert Says: "I'M NOT GOING DAMNIT, SHUTUP"

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

luoyuejia (10:00:53 PM): hmm
luoyuejia (10:01:04 PM): this is offtopic
luoyuejia (10:01:06 PM): but this is
luoyuejia (10:01:09 PM): starting to get really annoying
luoyuejia (10:01:12 PM): my email is getting spamemd with
luoyuejia (10:01:14 PM): ticketmaster saying
luoyuejia (10:01:21 PM): "LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOU AT THE JOHN MAYER CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!"
luoyuejia (10:01:24 PM): I'M NOT GOING DAMNIT, SHUTUP
HATER L1m (10:02:02 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

Albert Says: "ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?"

Albert Luo March 24 at 9:52pm Reply

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME? i was there at 6-8! i was at barnes/borders or whatever they have there and i went around to a few clothing stores. danggggg.

Gabby Penarubia March 24 at 9:54pm

@Albert: Why are you always angry? And damn, we shouldve known you were reading at a shopping mall

Albert Luo March 24 at 9:56pm Reply

if you were able to extract anger from my previous post, then... you did not extract the emotions correctly. :| hahaha, i was reading a book called "The 48 Laws of Power"

ok, i'm done here.