Dance floor? Or dance porn?

What kind of porn is there to watch?

You can just go to a dance floor and watch everyone have sex.

Dirrrrty.

Dina: Albert, you're being dirty lately.

Albert: Well I don't complain

about your face being dirty.

Just kidding.

Your face is great.

Our future doctor.

*Stomach growl*

Gabby: Is that your stomach?

Albert: Yes. That is my stomach and pancreas injecting liquids into each other.

As opposed to being...?

I hate being human!

Everyone's Favorite Firecrotch.

Olivia:Do you think gingers are cute?

Andrew: No.

Chris: Hell no.

Albert: No, I don't find them attractive.

*later*

Albert: Honestly, the only good-looking ginger I can think of to this day is... honestly... is Shaun White.

Everybody: WHAT . THE . FUCK, ALBERT?

WTF my computer just died.

It's like having sex with a prostitute then she dies.

Jackie Christ, my modern Jesus.

Just to let you know, I live for Jackie Chan.

Like a Loyal Dog.

Long live China!

For the motherland!