Most people take Memorial Day off. Albert doesn't.

Albert:

You know what?

In honor of you, I'll just

DRINK the garlic sauce.

Dina:

?

Albert:

NO.

EVEN BETTER...

I'LL POUR IT OVER MY BODY

AND RUB IT.

OIL MYSELF.

Dina:

...

Albert:

MMM.

GARLIC SAUCE ON MY NIPPLES.

Dina:

Please... I know you're joking.

Albert:

Busy rubbing.

Hold on...

Eff it; I'll just pour it down into my pants too.

Dina:

...

Albert:

...

I'm a terrible, terrible person, aren't I?

People in Africa are dying...

Dina:

Terrible.

Albert:

...While I'm gluttonizing garlic sauce.

Oh well.

EVIL IS INHERENT IN ALL HUMANS EITHER WAY.

POUR MORE GARLIC SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!

And since you like ketchup, I'll put

KETCHUP ON MY BODAY TOO

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

GET IN THERE KETCHUP!

GIMME SOME TOMATOES